Zelda:
You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid.
Sabrina Spellman:
[about doctor visit] I heard you scream.
Salem:
Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill.
[Has created a new plant]
Uncle Quigley:
I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.
Uncle Quigley:
You three are grounded!
Salem:
Good move, Quigster!
Uncle Quigley:
You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.
Gemeni "Gem" Stone:
Why hello there, Smellman!
[The theme of the school dance]
Sabrina:
The rocking '80s.
Hilda:
'80s?
Zelda:
I think she means the 1780s!
Hilda:
Oh.
Tim the Witch Smeller:
You haven't seen the last of me!
Hilda:
Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.
Hilda:
I babysat for Atilla the Hun.
Salem:
Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?
Sabrina:
Toes!
Salem:
Wrong! The answer was cement.
Hilda:
We qualify for the senior citizen age.
Box Office Attendant:
I'll have to see some I.D.
Hilda:
[Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself!
Hilda:
Morning, Salem.
Salem:
Morning, Hilda.
Zelda:
[Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem.
Salem:
'Morning, Hilda... Huh?
Sabrina:
In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters.
Sabrina:
[over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble!
Salem:
[relaxed] Yes that's nice.
Sabrina:
Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet.
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Uh-oh!
Spookie Jar:
[Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry.
Sabrina:
[Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip!
Salem:
[sarcastically] You can say that again!
Spookie Jar:
[Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange?
Salem:
I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.
Salem:
The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania.
Salem:
[Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.
Sabrina:
There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp
Zelda:
Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold.
Salem:
Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.
Gem Stone:
By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.
Salem:
Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!
Zelda:
[to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath!
Salem:
[on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!
Sabrina:
Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'?
Salem:
Yeah.
Sabrina:
Why does Harvey put mud in his pant cuffs?
Chloe:
He's a guy. He doesn't need a reason.
Sabrina:
Don't worry, the ground will break your fall.
Chloe:
It could be worse.
Sabrina:
Don't say it.
Chloe:
It could be raining.
[Begins to pour rain]
Sabrina:
You just had to say it.
Slugloafe:
Sixth graders sure are getting smaller.
[Salem accidentally swallows a button]
Sabrina:
Did you swallow it?
Salem:
It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.
Salem:
[Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!
Salem:
Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.
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:
Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat.
Salem:
Yeah like I'd really sell out!
Salem:
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hilda:
You're playing tic-tac-toe.
Salem:
And losing thanks to you.
Sabrina Spellman:
I just wanted a purse!
Salem:
Yeah and Gilligan just wanted a three hour tour.
Salem:
Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds?
Sabrina:
[bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes.
Gemeni "Gem" Stone:
What's a Johnny Cake?
Sabrina:
It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.
Zelda:
While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.
Salem:
Hey what am I? Chopped liver?
Hilda:
But you're a cat.
Salem:
I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.
Salem:
I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.復(fù)制復(fù)制成功復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
