Lt. Kitty Lawrence:
He could leave marks on me anytime. I'd bring the stick!
Capt. Henri Rochard:
I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress.
Soldier:
You're not Mrs. Rochard!
Capt. Henri Rochard:
I'm *Mr.* Rochard.
Soldier:
Well, it's your *wife* who must report here for transportation to Bremerhaven.
Capt. Henri Rochard:
According to the War Department, I *am* my wife.
Soldier:
You can't be your wife!
Capt. Henri Rochard:
If the American army says I can be my wife, who am I to dispute them?
Lt. Catherine Gates:
[Rochard is holding a baby for a stranger. His wife and Kitty walk up, both laughing] Ah, Henri, you look so maternal!
Lt. Kitty Lawrence:
What is that?
Capt. Henri Rochard:
A human fire extinguisher. You wanna try it?
Lt. Kitty Lawrence:
Oh, come on.
[takes baby andfrowns at its prodigious wetness]
Lt. Catherine Gates:
Aww, he's cute. What's his name?
Capt. Henri Rochard:
Niagara.
Lt. Kitty Lawrence:
[shaking hand dry] Henri, what a thing to do.
Lt. Catherine Gates:
Where's the mother?
Capt. Henri Rochard:
She went to get *more* water.
Lt. Kitty Lawrence:
She ought to get a plumber!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
