Jordan:
What's your name?
Alex:
Alex.
Jordan:
That's it, just one name?
Alex:
One more than you.
[Brianna is searching for a cute guy at the club]
Boy #1:
Hi.
Brianna:
Bye.
Boy #2:
Hey, what's up?
Brianna:
Not my temperature.
Boy #3:
Hey.
Brianna:
Nothing, and er, keep moving.
[Upon seeing Jordan for the first time]
Brianna:
Now he's what time it is.
[Introducing herself to Jordan]
Brianna:
Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?
Jordan:
Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.
Brianna:
A sense of humour. Cute.
[to Alex]
Brianna:
Sorry I don't believe I know you?
Alex:
Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.
[after Alex and Madison arrive back at the hotel room late]
Harrison:
It is 12:15am. How late does that make them Judy?
Judy:
Precisely 72 minutes past curfew.
Alex:
If we were back home, we'd be 45 minutes early!
Judy:
Nice try.
Jeffrey:
Wanna play Frisbee?
Keegan:
A plastic spinning dog toy? No thanks!
[On deciding what to do]
Jeffrey:
Wanna build a sandcastle?
Keegan:
I got a better idea.
[Jeffrey is buried in the sand; all that is left is his head]
Jeffrey:
But I'm never going to get out of here.
Keegan:
Precisely!
Jeffrey:
[shouting] Help!
Alex:
[about a fish] It's sucking on me!
Stan:
There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan:
PI?
Stan:
Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.
[Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool]
Alex:
Patrolling for barf?
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*How* did you know?
[Madison and Scott are horse riding on the beach]
Madison:
Why are we stopping?
Scott:
I think my horse has sand in his shoe.
Madison:
Ooh that's funny. Let's go, I'll race you back.
Scott:
I *was* serious!
[about Madison]
Scott:
I have a real hard time talking to her, you know?
[pause]
Scott:
I think she thinks I'm an idiot!
Griffen Grayson:
Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?
[Scott looks confused]
Griffen Grayson:
Have you ever read *any* books?
[Scott looks confused again]
Scott:
Does Sports Illustrated count?
[Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison]
Scott:
So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?
Madison:
Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.
Scott:
I love Judy Blume.
Madison:
Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?
Scott:
Flubber!
Madison:
"Flubber"?
Scott:
Was that wrong?
Madison:
Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.
Scott:
It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?
[Jordan is trying to get Alex to cut up fish with him]
Alex:
Is this a test of my affection?
Scott:
I found out something about me I really didn't know.
Griffen Grayson:
Yeah, what's that?
Scott:
My memory sucks!
Alex:
I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!
Alex:
Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.
[Griffen is helping Scott talk to Madison by means of a walkie-talkie]
Scott:
[to Madison] The mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.
Griffen Grayson:
[on walkie-talkie] Not "itch" you idiot!
Scott:
[to Madison] Not "itch" you idiot!
Madison:
What?
Griffen Grayson:
[to Scott] "Twitch".
Scott:
[to Madison] Twitch! Twitch!
Madison:
You are so out of it.
[after being put in jail]
Madison:
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It's not American Express, it's Midnight Express.
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